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"It's really interesting when you talk to energy people and then you get up in the morning and the first news you hear is good news. Oh, there's also bad news, but the good news is that BP has contained the oil leak. That is good news. Finally. Finally. The bad news is no one has figured out how to contain Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson no one knows how to contain. So, this is why I want to ask all of you to just please turn off your cell phones because we are expecting a call from him." -Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, speaking to a group of utility commissioners on Wednesday.

Buh-dum, ching! He'll be here all year folks. Try the veal.