What's That You Say? believe, as the ancient Greek and Chinese philosophers did, that the Earth is the exact center of the universe?

Then this conference is for YOU!

...and is apparently very real. Yeah.

So, to summarize: we've got the Truthers, the Birthers, the Deathers, and now these guys? What do we call a group of people who believe that the Earth is the center of all existence? Earthers? Narcissistic Douchebags?

Give me your suggestions in the comments...