On Donald Trump Running For President

B-Diddy (remember him?) just shot me an e-mail asking my opinion on The Donald's speech at CPAC. For those of you who missed it (in all of its, errr, glory?), I've embedded it above.

What do I think? I think he's a f**kin' JOKE.

Trump, on winning:
If I run and if I win, this country will be respected again. I can tell you that.
Rrrrrrrright. What's he gonna do when things are tense with England, look David Cameron in the eye and say, "You're fired!"? Ugh.

Number One: Trump won't run. Oh sure, he could try to pull a Stephen Colbert and do it as a stunt -- because if Trump is anything, he's a media whore. But it would be nothing more than that -- a stunt.

Number Two: if Trump DID decide to make a serious run for the presidency (which he won't, see above), he would never get elected, much less make it past the Republican primary. Conservatives won't have him. He mingles with A-list celebrities (pronounced "Lib-Err-Uhls"). He has a very, errr, MIXED record on abortion. AND he was invited to CPAC by GOProud, hardly the most popular conservative group around these days.

And of course, lest we forget, he went bankrupt. SEVERAL TIMES.