The Perfect Republican Presidential Candidate

via The Daily Beast

Numero UNO on the list of qualities; "puts America first". That's a great quality to possess as a candidate for the highest office in, well, America. Question: isn't that kind of a given? I mean, what candidate would not put America first?

I'm just sayin'...

Postscript: as appealing as these qualities may be to Republicans, that is one ugly looking candidate.