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Tweet Of The Day: Osama Bin Laden PORN!



I don't mean to toot my own horn or anything but...

I've embedded a screenshot of one of my tweets from last week (above).

Now, check out the latest development in the bin Laden story:
(Reuters) - A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials.

Reports from Abbottabad have said that bin Laden's compound was cut off from the Internet or other hard-wired communications networks. It is unclear how compound residents would have acquired the pornography.

But a video released by the Obama administration confiscated from the compound showed bin Laden watching pictures of himself on a TV screen, indicating that the compound was equipped with video playback equipment.
Like I said -- I don't want to toot my own horn, but... I'm a friggin' clarvoyant.

...and al Qaeda are some freaky dudes. Apparently.

Who needs 72 virgins when you've got 72 warbly VHS (beta?) tapes?