10) Lindsay Lohan’s probation officer.I'd add "Condoleezza Rice Stalker" to that list...
9) Stunt double for Keith Richards.
8) Christine O’Donnell’s broom.
7) Charlie Sheen’s psychiatrist.
6) Commentator on Fox News.
5) Celebrity wedding planner.
4) Human mine sweeper.
3) President of Cuba.
2) Swiss banker.
1) Hairdresser.
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Cartoon: Dave Brown, The Independent