Top Ten (New) Jobs For Muammar Qaddafi

10) Lindsay Lohan’s probation officer.

9) Stunt double for Keith Richards.

8) Christine O’Donnell’s broom.

7) Charlie Sheen’s psychiatrist.

6) Commentator on Fox News.

5) Celebrity wedding planner.

4) Human mine sweeper.

3) President of Cuba.

2) Swiss banker.

1) Hairdresser.
I'd add "Condoleezza Rice Stalker" to that list...

Cartoon: Dave Brown, The Independent