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C. Montgomery Burns Explains The "Fiscal Cliff"



I love that Burns has "binders of women" and a book titled "Nate Silver Can't Add" splayed out on the floor.

Monty Burns, on immigration reform:
We've got to change our approach to immigration. I have a progressive proposal to let into this country 200 grimy Irish men a year. I've got lots of potatoes that need peeling and stables to be mucked out.
Execute the cameraman!