Baby, It's Cold Outside. REALLY Cold.

Yes. Hello. Long time and all of that.

I'm taking a moment away from my (your?) workday to complain. About the weather. Shocking, I know.

It's cold outside. In case you are living under a rock, much of the United States is currently in the midst of a "cold snap". Or, if you are more dramatic, you might be calling it a "polar vortex".

Vortex? Really?

Yup. Apparently, that's an actual thing.

The photo above was taken this morning just before I left for work. It is a picture of the thermostat in my home. Do note the negative reading of minus five degrees (Fahrenheit).

So, for my friends in southern states (or Hawaii).... you suck.

That is all.